this was one of the first posts that i wrote, wayyy back in livingstone. almost a month ago.
reading back on it, it pretty accurately captures my first impressions...
their are a few things that i need to explain straight up. right off the bat.
things that are a part of the culture here, or things that we had to learn very quickly.
and things that some of my explanations will only make sense if you understand.
1) TIA. this is a phrase josh has all got way too stuck in our heads. it mean 'this is africa'
and at first we always would just shake our heads at that white boy for saying that, but its
a phrase we have all kinda adopted and learned to love. for example, when we driving down the road
and we hit a pot hole so big that we hit our heads on the roof. somthing like this would usually
be followed by the phrase: TIA. or when were at vic falls and a baboon runs at raf because hes
provoking it. TIA. get it? good.
2) Shema - this is basically the love of every zambian. the staple every meal, its a white pasty
food made out of corn starch called 'mais' and water. we eat shema every night for dinner. and gene
told us that most zambians eat all 3 meals a day. and for the poorer families, its the meal they eat
just the once. oh and by the way, raf and i love it!
3) Kwatcha - zambian kwatcha is the currency that they use here. the best part about it is for every
1 USD. the exchange is 4900 kwatcha. one of my fav moments, was taking 810 dollars US ( the spending
money of our team) into the bank, and getting back stacks of 50,000 kwatcha bills. 3.9 million
in total. i walked out of their a happy man. another thing about kwatcha, is if a muzungo like
myself walks out on the street, ill have about 10 guys come up to me in a minute, asking if i need
kwatcha? just trying to rip me off, i learned early to always rufuse the schemes.
this brings us to muzungo:
4) Muzungo. this is possibly my favourite new word. in the tribe language of the zambian people,
(nianja) muzungo is the word for "white person" but its hilarious. for example their is this ridiculously
adorable little kid at the end of our road, and ever time our van drives by, he yells and waves in his little high voice, "bye Muzungo's" also we play with alot of kids, between the orphanages, primary schools, and just neighbourhood kids, they always just refer to me us as muzungo. at first it was shocking, sounded boarder line raciest. but ive gotten used to it. and almost come to
like it. hah.
5) church. the church here is mental. its so raw but so intense. for worship, theres no electric
guitars, theres no drums, no speaker system. just voices. loud, loud voices. also about 25 times
during a sermon the preacher will yell out amen, to which the congregation replys; AMEN! my personal
favourite was: preacher: "Hallelujah". Congregation: "Amen" Preacher: "God is Good" Congregation:
"all the time" Preacher: "all the time?" Congregation: "because thats his nature" this exchange
went back and forth as if it was the most normal pat of thier church service. which it obviously
was because everbody knew what to say, but none the less, it was rad to see.
6) Taxis- Transport is crazy. theres obviously no public busses. but their is a taxi every 100 feet. and all of them are more than eager to drive a group of the elusive mazungos. for example if i was to walk from our base to the soccer ground, it would be safe to say,id be honked at 15 times. its a 5 minute walk.
today was our first official full day in Zambia. woke up around 10 which was nice,
had some of the left over Shema with milk which was kind of like a poragey paste.
and then after that we set off for the town. we split up into groups of 2 or 3 and
just wandered to start conversation and meet people. kristen and I made our way to
the markets, and this was easily one of the coolest places anywhere. shop after shop
of people almost forceing us in to see what they have hand crafted or painted.
the barter system is fully in play here. and they even love swapping. they want to trade
for things. for example they would say, "those are very nice shoes your wearing"
how bout for this sculpture...? or for like "if you give me that shirt you only have
to add little kwatcha. all in all i loved it. seeing all the things they have made,
and talking to probably every shop owner. kristen found out that one of the guys was
a basketball player, so she called me over, and i got on with him really well. Lennox was
his name. and he and his friends from shop 16 to shop 24 have their own football team.
so i put the challenge in, our YWAM team v. the guys from the market and their brothers.
and another thing worth mentioning is im way to glad that i have gotten into premier
leauge soccer since coming to australia. because everybody knows football. and i mean
everybody. i was talking to these guys from a village about the serie A leauge in italy, and Manchester
United from England. i even told the guy he was crazy for supporting Real Madrid this year
over FCB. we talked, and even swapped a little. i gave them some wristbands that have the
message "change the world" on it. and this was one of the greatest parts of the day.
they all have the red ribbon on it. and so i started by explaining that the symbol means
fight against HIV aids. and that just opened one of the most missed doorways for these guys.
we got into this whole health discussion, and the kept asking me for more. you see they
dont get taught the things we take for granted. coming from a nurse and a phys ed. teacher this
stuff is second nature to me. but to these guys its somthing, the dont, but really need to know
i talked especially two guys, Moses and Augustine, for the longest, and we talked about
everything from hiv to hygine. i even have to explain the concepts of safe sex, and why you
cant just share needles or razor blades. stuff thats common sense to us, isnt so much to
these guys who have lived thier days in a village. and personally for me the best part of it
was, every time i told then somthing, or explained a concept. the would make this smile of a facial
expression telling me they understood. they would say "teach me more, teach me more, so i can tell
my friends" and they viewed it as i was giving them somthing. it was like the information
i told them was like the little carving they give me. almost as if it were a swap. i cant
wait to go back, and im sure we will (almost everday) and more get to know these guys.
so that about wrappes up the market adventures. and at this time schools just about to let out
so we pile into the van, and start to drive home. "STOP THE VAN!" raf shouts. to our left
there is about 20 or so kids playing 'football' barefoot on the dirt field. so we jet home,
grab our gear. and the few kids we know from street and pile back into the van - even more crammed
this time and we race back to the field. we get out, watch the end of the 6-6 game that was going
on, and started to mingle. They had stuck two straight branches into the dirt making goal posts.
it was like out of a movie, but after all TIA. and after the game had ended they winning team boastfully
challenged our mostly muzungo squad. We played and played. adding players as they turned up,
we eventually were playing on the full pitch, in the sand utill the sun went down. and just like
that, we had made friends. same time tomorrow was the plan. and it was time to go home. when we walked
to of van, it was the 7 of us ready to go, but also about 15 other little kids expecting a ride.
the van was packed as ever,

and it funny when we think about it, because josh and i were talking, imagine in Canada, or England
picking up 15 little kids that you just met, and throwing them in a van with adults and driving them home.
never would that fly back home. but here, this is africa. because im about the size of three of them
i opted to run home and give my space in the van. i needed a guide of course to find my way home, and
he happend to be solomon, a 7 year old kid. running at what i would consider a respectable pace,
after a full game of soccer, he was keeping up fine. even leading the way, AND HES SEVEN. taking about
4 strides to my every one. its no joke when people say these kids can run. he brought me home, and
then continued running back to his house. we all had, bucket showers, and cleaned for dinner.
this was another highlght. ive already explained shema, and with the chicken, and veggies. it was
like nothing ive ever eaten. straight up traditional african cooking, and i love it! because the
int hasnt worked, this wasnt all from the same day, but its mostly a post of my first experiences in zambia.